Cthulhu

Our merciless, great and humble god. Deserves many human sacrifices. The ultimate head giver. Those who oppose the will of Cthulhu will receive dreadful, yet merciful punishments (no head)

Person 1: Cthulhu is giving some really good head rn.

Person 2: Damn, I never sacrificed my foreskin to him; I couldn't get any head

Person 1: L bozo + ratio + carti better

by Keon777777 July 30, 2022

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Cthulu

A giant fictional creature created by the imagination of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft.

I fell to my knees st the sight of Cthulu.

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

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cthulhu blowjob

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.

Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.

by MarkusR February 27, 2009

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The Eye of Cthulhu (EoC) is typically the first boss terraria players fight, it appears as a giant floating eye ball in it's first stage but in it's second stage the iris is replaced with a mouth and has a rapid charge attack in expert mode

Melee: you guys ready for the eye of Cthulhu?
Ranger: yep just made a new bow

by TerrarianAthena December 7, 2021

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Call of Cthulhu

The sudden, violent urge to spew forth diarrhea.

After a hard nights drinking, Tom woke up to the Call of Cthulhu.

by Tom Frankenberger February 24, 2003

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Cthulhu

An Elder God that takes the shape of a part man, part squid, and part dragon. It pretty much is a result of an abusive step-father doing things with a squid, whilst a dragon is doing the same. (see the definition of threesome )

Bob: HOLY COW WHAT IS THAT!
Gary: It's Cthulhu!
Bob: Not the ancient one himself!
Gary: Quickly! We must descend into an orgy of sex and violence in order to survive!

by WholeWheatBread9 February 15, 2015

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