Our merciless, great and humble god. Deserves many human sacrifices. The ultimate head giver. Those who oppose the will of Cthulhu will receive dreadful, yet merciful punishments (no head)
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Person 2: Damn, I never sacrificed my foreskin to him; I couldn't get any head
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Person 2: Damn, I never sacrificed my foreskin to him; I couldn't get any head
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Bob: HOLY COW WHAT IS THAT!
Gary: It's Cthulhu!
Bob: Not the ancient one himself!
Gary: Quickly! We must descend into an orgy of sex and violence in order to survive!
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Bob: Not the ancient one himself!
Gary: Quickly! We must descend into an orgy of sex and violence in order to survive!
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