by jferfish28 July 27, 2022
by jferfish28 July 27, 2022
When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.
I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.
by sweetie bee May 9, 2012
The most legendary Youtuber to have ever lived, if you know Cryptic Cam in real life you are truly blessed and will live a for filling life
by Cryptic Cam August 20, 2022
Cryptic Jonass is such an ass.
by Randomdudefromclb April 14, 2021