A process in which an individual extracts cryptocurrency from the internet and smokes it, in order to get high.
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1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
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A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'
Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-
A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space
Get rid.
Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-
A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space
Get rid.
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'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'
'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'
'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'
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This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.
They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.
These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.
They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.
These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
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