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Crushing Guts 

Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.
Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?

It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.
Crushing Guts by jdpower August 14, 2010

crushing poon 

A two word emotional expression regarding a healthy libido, often used in the wine sales industry when asked about one's current status.
Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing
crushing poon by SJ2LA2NC September 19, 2013

Crushing the Cat 

When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.
Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
Crushing the Cat by Coletreezy September 3, 2009

Crushing Pussy 

I am going to be crushing pussy later tonight.
Crushing Pussy by T-Stan April 15, 2003

crushing out

Those first few weeks when a couple can't get enough of eachother or when a person is engulfed with their crush on someone else and can think of nothing else.
Madison is crushing out on that boy. Those two have been crushing out for weeks.

crushing cheek 

To dance in a nightclub, preferably in a provocative manner.
"Oh spit! I was crushing cheek all night long wit dem bitches!"
crushing cheek by Gil McTavish March 7, 2008

Crushing Palm 

I've been crushing palm to that Miley Cyrus video all night.