Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

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crybert

Whining and bitching needlessly

It's not that deep, stop being a crybert

by Matthew Fox December 12, 2006

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Cruber • Cuber • Chuber • craber • Crumber • [Cruzer] • crober • crube • crubeen • crubzer

crubbers

The eraser shavings that are left after erase something with a pencil.

I was erasing so much on the test I go crubbers all over my shirt!

by Jay Wilson January 9, 2008

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Non-Cuber

A person who does not have the knowledge to solve a Rubik's cube, and is fascinated by cubers.

Person 1: Can I see your cube?
Person 2: No, you non-cuber!

by NonCuberCGU April 7, 2017

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Someone who is leading multiple members of the opposite sex on at the same time so they always have someone there. Either semi-romantically or just to have someone to fuck if someone else falls through. A bread-crumber often makes each one of their hopeful contestants feel special but doesn't give a shit about any of them once they have actually lured one into their bed/arms. Different than a player because they throw out crumbs Hansel and Gretel style and don't waste time trying to keep up multiple actual relationships.

Dammmmn! Chris is such a bread crumber! He got Lisa, Annie, Beth, annnd Stephanie to meet him at the club tonight! I wonder which silly bitch will end up going home with him!

by mariamaria October 11, 2017

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