The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.
"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"
"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"
"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."
"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"
"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."
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The fleshy extremity that excretes body temperature (possibly hotter) microscopic babies at a high rate of fire.
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Get the chowder rifle mug.A professional tennis player located in Indiana. He currently plays for a high-school tennis team but will soon be professional. Caleb Crowder beats Jay Glotzbach any day of the week. Caleb has a very powerful forehand and a quick accurate backhand.
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Get the parton's chowder mug.An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".
Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.
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