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hootchie cootchie

A woman of questionable virtue, especially from the Prohibitionist flapper era.

From hootch (alcohol) and cooter (vagina). People who visited speakeasies were considered to be of low class and even lower morals, and prostitutes were often seen in and around speakeasies, particularly in large cities.

Made popular in America by Cab Calloway's song "Minnie the Moocher", in which Minnie is a compassionate prostitute who becomes very rich, and revived in Britain through its appearance on an episode of "Jeeves & Wooster" featuring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively.
a)Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher / She was a red-hot hootchie cootchie

b) Wooster: I mean, all this ho de ho de ho stuff is pretty clear, but what do you suppose a hootchie cootchie is exactly?
Jeeves: It's hard to say, sir, unless it's in connection with one of the demotic American words for ardent spirits. I'm thinking of hootch, a word of Eskimo origin , I'm informed.
Wooster (amazed): You bloody well are informed, Jeeves. Do you know everything?
Jeeves (dryly): I really don't know, sir.
by orangeplasticbag August 19, 2008
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crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person
Drive faster you crotchety old lady!
by crazyaly July 1, 2005
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crotchismo

1. What men who drive enormous compensation trucks and wear sickening amounts of Old Spice have.

2. The way these men walk.
1. He gave off crazy crotchismo to counteract the effects of his girlish voice.

2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.
by The Culture Bandit April 10, 2009
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synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
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Crotchin

Another term to use when a chick is on her period.
Mike: Hey guess what?
Todd: Huh?
Mike: My sisters crotchin.
Todd: Ew, man thats sick, that means shes gotta raunchy vag.
by Poo sickle April 20, 2008
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crotchless panty

A panty(normally womans) that is missing the crotch area with the pussy is located
Ali: I like to wear a crotchless panty they allow my pussy to breathe and it allows men in there easier.
by weinthecrib13 November 15, 2007
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Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013
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