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level 1 crook

Spawning from the amazing ad campaign from the hit game Mafia City, a Level 1 Crook is the lowest level character and regarded as inferior to the much better character, Level 35 Boss. The term Level 1 Crook can be used as an insult meaning that someone is inferior to you (implying you are the Level 35 Boss and they are the Level 1 Crook).
Greg: Yo did you hear the new Sheck Wes song Mo Bamba?
Evan: Shut the fuck up you Level 1 Crook.
by pepe_extendus January 6, 2019
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Crooketry

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)
Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.
by Yoncé October 10, 2014
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Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.
Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
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croose

The drunken state where you do not act solely crazy or solely loose, instead you are somewhere along the middle, thus "croose"
"She got so drunk at that party last night, she was croose"
by Lara88 December 31, 2006
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crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.
by james savik November 15, 2018
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crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.
Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.
by Craigadon September 15, 2009
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Crooked grind

A skateboarding trick where you ollie onto a rail, land your front truck on the rail, and grind the rail at about a 45 degree angle. Not a beginner trick.
Crooked's look neat.
by Ricky Benda May 27, 2005
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