Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 17, 2022

Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018

Cronk

The name Cronk describes a beautiful and friendly boy. They're really kind and try to make the situation better by telling that everything is gonna be alright :D

Girl: OMG, look at Cronk, he's so cute!
Other Girl: awe, i love him sm :)

by Meep man :D February 2, 2020

Cronked

V. To be drunk and/or high

Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night

by Mliv July 17, 2020

CRONKED

When you totally get nelked with the boys 🤟

You tryna get absolutely cronked on Friday?!?!?

by Hunty z October 27, 2021

cronk

acting drunk but really just overly tired

q: why is she acting so weird?
a: she is a little cronk

by worldlynan August 18, 2019

Cronk Drops

A female participant in the Act of Cronk Dangling falling to her death due to clumsyness or weakness of male partner.

"Shit I didn't mean for it to Become Cronk Drops"

by Professor Wow December 12, 2008