Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 17, 2022

Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018

Logan Cronk

A strange wierdo who shouldn't have been born.

Logan Cronk is a sad person.

by BigLolNoob November 8, 2020

Cronk

The lowest of the low: a stupid, trashy piece of shit who's widely disliked

"He's a cronk, i hope hes not coming tonight"

by eagle553 April 29, 2019

Cronk

Noun: Another word for any natural large hole found in a human being.
Adjective: To change or alter a cronk.

Person 1: Oi mate what's with your butt cronk
Person 2: Oi don't go around insulting my butt cronk what's with ya nose cronks?
Person 1: Just got some piercings, that's all

by packofstains August 31, 2019

Cronked

A word that I made up for fucked, messed up or fucked up

Ex. Yo I got cronked

by MadisonJago April 17, 2021

Cronks

A pair of fake crocs.

Yo check out my new cronks

by Fosty July 15, 2019