Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

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Cronade

A person who claims whatever he says or does is legit and/or correct, regardless if whatever he says or does is wrong.

Soccer Player 1: OW! I sprained my leg!
Referee: No you didn't, you're faking it.
Soccer Player 2: What are you talking about? He twisted his ankle when he tried to pass the ball!
Referee: No. When I say he's faking it, he IS faking it.
Soccer Player 2: Quit being a cronade.

by an ordinary person like you January 8, 2014

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colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

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