croissimite

Australian pastry - a Croissant with Vegemite and cheese

Hey there, can I please get one croissimite with my coffee?

by chicka_aus July 11, 2018

Cream Croissant

A penis

suck a cream croissant

by Tsovoa August 26, 2018

chocolate croissant

The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.

That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.

by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020

Cridwozzle

When a piece of cheese is cut, there is usually a piece significantly larger than the rest, this is the Cridwozzle.

Son to dad: 'Dad! Give me the cridwozzle for once'
Dad to son: 'Son, i'm the man of the house, only i get the cridwozzle'

by Loz Cook August 18, 2006

Crider

usually cute but often a player

"That guys cute"
"Oh that's crider... a player"

by 123urban456 October 10, 2016

Cheese Croissant

Probably the most delicious pastry you have every eaten in your entire life. Typically made with store bought Pillsbury croissants and stuffed with American cheese. Usually served with a side of mashed potatoes and a Graha grilled steak.

Dang Brooks, did you leave any cheese croissants for anyone else?

by Dr Wang December 16, 2008

Croissant Sandwhich

When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".

Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!

Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!

Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*

Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!

by Is it that obvious? November 26, 2009