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Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009
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Country Crock

A Country Crock with my brother and sister is fun, but it's way more fun with mom and dad.
by horny_toad69 August 14, 2019
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Chris crock

Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”
“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”

Or

You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”
by Chris crock 1 June 21, 2018
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crock of shit

More politely known as "a pile of poo", the term "a crock of shit" derives from an ancient Roman custom that coincidentally took place in Roman times. It referred literally to a pot into which people would excrete if they were particularly bored by whichever freelance philosoper happened to be talking rubbish at the time. The Roman empire employed crock-monitors who were each assigned to a philosopher, and it was their job to monitor the pot (or crock). Should the crock become full, it would be presented to the philospher, who was obliged, by law, to announce that it bore a remarkable resembence to himself, thus proclaiming he was full of crap and was, in fact, talking a crock of shit.
"I am talking a crock of shit", Socretes 429 BC
by Nigel Hill September 26, 2005
mugGet the crock of shitmug.

Crock Potting

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.
Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.
by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016
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crock of shite

See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.
"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."
by Kelly December 22, 2004
mugGet the crock of shitemug.

crock pottin

The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.
Meghan came by to ride my krump stump I was so drunk I ended up crock pottin it up.
by DJ Or Derb April 5, 2011
mugGet the crock pottinmug.

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