clay critchfield

the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her bitch and keep a leash on him

Guy: That guy is so whipped, lol.
His Friend: Yeah, he's such a Clay Critchfield

by Indian Lover November 30, 2016

Critch

To ash on oneself

You better knock that ash off before you critch!

by Seanohue August 24, 2008

Critch

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

by rebellious angel December 14, 2008

Critch

Critch (verb): "scratching where it itches"
(noun): a crotch itch

Ow, gotta critch myself (verb)
Sorry for that, I had a critch (noun)

by Eric Brum March 15, 2007

Critch

Someone who uses their "authority" whatever it may be in their mind, to try and manipulate and take advantage of a person often do to their own insecurities.

Example 1 Gee, I can't believe that woman took what I said the wrong way.

Yea, she was a total Critch, bro.

Example 2
That woman told me to improve my vocabulary but the truth is she really should improve her listening and comprehension skills.

by WordOfTheday February 20, 2013

Critch

Crazy Bitch

Oh My God, Leah is such a Critch!
Lindsey was acting like a Critch!

by Shae25 June 19, 2014

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 6, 2004