Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Crotchety ole fuck

Cranky old homophobic white male with right wing extremists views

Man that guy Terry is such a Crotchety ole fuck. He is always complaining about the younger generation

by NY Mike January 28, 2020

Critchity

Critchity is when you smoked a lot of weed, too much weed, or when you're just really high.

Shit damn, I just smoked a whole 1/8 of jet fuel by myself , now I feel all Critchity 'N' shit!

by Angelo._julian February 24, 2021

critchett

Refers to a female private area.

Don't forget to wipe your critchett.

by Anonymous_VP2 July 24, 2022

crotchety

Bill Nye in an airport.

"Bill was looking so old and angry, well old isn't the right word-"
"Crotchety."
"Yeah, crotchety"

by MerBudd March 15, 2023

crotchetta

a doll often found will snippings of the hair missing. a naked barbie with short wirey hair, and has spanish words written on the forhead.

yesterday i found that crotchetta on my sisters floor it was naked covered in hola's.

by tootsiRoll123 October 26, 2009

Crickety

the act of getting supremely wasted and crunk

Dude I got so crickety last night, I killed two bottles, a rolled a blunt before passing out on that chick

by buckyh October 20, 2010