Crapatoa

A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.

Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?

Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.

Dude 1: Dayumm!

Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now

by Bugga Stiff September 26, 2008

Crapaging

Any packaged goods of a very poor quality, use of inappropriate materials or lack of security in any shape or form!

Have you seen the crapaging on this bl**dy parcel?

Can you scrape around for some crapaging for this one mate?

by Puxinelli June 19, 2009

crapápins

crap happens; used when an inevitably negative event occurs

CSM: What will we say when they ask why this didn't work as expected?

TD: crapápins

by Spockitator February 10, 2010

crapagon

A hundred sided polygon, drawn in many various shapes and forms, such as the butterfly. Originated from a 5th grade math class.

Oh man, look at this crapagon.

by rippleGon October 19, 2013

Crapasstinator

Noun: one who habitually puts off doing things by doing meaningless things instead. Also, crapastinator.

I'm a chronic crapasstinator.

by JWO68 February 5, 2020

creaacker

by balls

creaacker balls

by burgerboat February 15, 2021

holy crapamoly

a phrase used when you mess up, but it's not really bad. just kinda sucks that you screwed up

person 1: where's your phone
person 2: holy crapamoly, i left in the bathroom
person 1: go get it dummy
person 2: okie, one sec

by morgmac3 November 16, 2016