Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

Crell

A wild, and awsome lover. Designed to love with all of his heart, and soul.

~Wow Doug, see that woman over there? what kind of guy could get a sexy girl like that?~Well Tim, that would be a Crell .....

by Peter Jennings September 16, 2005

cellaholic

Term used to describe someone who is constantly on their cellphone.

I wish Consandra would put that damn cell phone down and get some work done. The bosses must know she's a cellaholic.

by subicwarrior October 15, 2013

caellan

A man who can be cold hearted but Is actually the silent strong type and or may be the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.

Caellan is a cool dude.

Or Caellan is Hitler.

by You now that boy March 17, 2018

cellabi

a legendary pokemon cellabi can travel through time and space

dude 1 oh this is awosome i caught a cellabi

by that_one_11_year_old December 21, 2020

cellaphekerus

Cellaphekerus is when you're making up a random word for your daughter to believe just because you're being obtuse.

"Oh hey there child of mine, spell cellaphekerus."
"Oh wow that cellaphekerus is such a real word."

by tha potatoe January 10, 2022

Wine Cellar

When one shoves a wine bottle up a butt. Could be their own, could be a friend's.

Hold still, Marcus, I want to see your new wine cellar.

by MelandChristine November 17, 2011