Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.

"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"

by Swanksterama November 3, 2003

Oklahoma credit card

a tube used to siphon gasoline in order to steal it

An Oklahoma credit card was left attached to the tank, which not only left a link to the culprit, but created a hazard as well.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2011

mom's credit card stealing trick

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

by How1dare1you September 1, 2018

Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money

Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.

by chavo190 August 1, 2011

fuzzy credit card

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.

1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

credit card

to swipe your hand or random card through one's butt crack when the are not expecting it.

person 1: WTF was that?
person 2: I was just checking your credit with my credit card, it stinks.

by stryder717 September 17, 2007