crabbing

Similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.

Did you see Zoidberg crabbing last night on Futurama?

by crabbingmonkey November 11, 2011

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Crabbing

A sexual act in which the 'crabber' has a penis in each hand and is simultaneously tugging them off and popping them into his/her mouth. Crabbing can also include a third penis performing penetrative sex, usually an act associated with a female 'crabber' rather then male.

I love having two cocks at once, crabbing is my favourite hobby

by navs20 July 7, 2011

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Hermit Crabbing

v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.

Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?

Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways

Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again

by The Tricksty Trickster September 3, 2013

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crabbin'in

a classic pornographic finishing move whereby the male approaches the female's face using a crab-like gait, cock in hand, and procedes to ejaculate up on her grill (i.e. "the money shot")

"ohhhhhhhhh shit, he's crabbin'in!"

by Allen Wiseman January 13, 2008

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