Dirty Creamer

A male who has an STD

I heard that guy over there is a dirty creamer now. I think he has the clap

by dat93virgo April 6, 2009

jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009

kara-croaker

1.) A person who insists on singing karaoke, even though they are unaware that they are tone-deaf, off-key or just otherwise bad.

2.) A karaoke singer who chooses a very good song, and then proceeds to murder it beyond recognition.

3.) A karaoke singer who picks a song that gains many a groan from the audience.

"Why does Shayla always insist on droning her way through 'The Rose'? What a kara-croaker."

"The rotation has more kara-croakers than singers tonight."

by jws1272 November 25, 2011

Sour Creamers

People who engage in sexual intercourse whilst at or eating Taco Bell food items.

Similar to being a part of the Mile High Club.

Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."

by Important Knowledge July 27, 2014

Danish creamer

When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit

Bro, did you here that Calvin and Peter did a danish creamer on that weird chick Sarah?

by Calxk713 May 3, 2016

Cinnabon Creamer

When a person receives or gives oral sex and brings their partner to climax while drinking a cup coffee at the same time.

I woke up this morning playing world of Warcraft and my girlfriend got me a cup of coffee and then she gave me a nice Cinnabon Creamer

by Agnar April 8, 2017

Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018