Creation Nation

A YouTube channel started by some loser named Liam, has cringey music videos and animations.

I’d rather have my testicles removed then watch another Creation Nation video.

by XXXTentacionMan June 28, 2018

psy-cation

It’s a peace of mind vacation, not where you are, that matters. It’s a state of inner calmness and tranquility, together with a sense of freedom, when thoughts and worries cease, and there is no stress, strain or fear. Totally disengaged from cell phones, emails, not going away but going inside.

At restaurants, your backyard, beaches, strolling your neighborhood — it’s what’s in your mind’s eye that can be a real vacation; a “psy-cation.”

Rebecca: Hey Kayla, where are you going on vacation?
Kayla: Vacation? Who can afford a vacation these days? Besides, I always need a vacation after I take a vacation!
Rebecca: Let's take a "psy-cation" instead...it's real peace of mind and we don't have to bother packing, fighting lines at airports, or spending a fortune on travel.

by Dr. San Diego May 2, 2009

Creationism

The idea that God created everything and we were never apes clonking each other with clubs and fossils are the result of the deadly "flood" known from the story of "Noah's Ark".

It's basically all B.S.

Pastor: "God created everything, face it, he is the most powerful creature on Earth. Creationism is fact."
Scientist: "Have you proof of such happenings? Have you found God?"
Pastor: "The Bible is enough proof."
Scientist: "Anyone can write facts down and have people believe in them. Just look at how Santa came to be."
Pastor: "You have a point. I have wasted countless years believing the ridiculous. I see the light now."

by Science FTW August 8, 2006

creationist

A person who thinks he/she knows more about science than an actual scientist.

I'm a good little God-fearing creationist and I believe evolution is a lie. I'm going to get in my CAR, go to the grocery store and buy FROZEN FOOD, go buy MEDICINE for my sick wife, go fill up my car with GASOLINE, go pay my ELECTRICITY and HEATING bill, and then I'll go home to my COMPUTER and complain on the INTERNET to the world about HOW EVIL SCIENCE IS!

by The Bad Guy February 7, 2007

Crating

The effort of trying to pull girls who are out of your league with your mates so you can Use&Abuse

Who's going crating boys?

Reece are you definitely going crating

by Chinky Bimmy BRAY June 23, 2019

creation science

n. A fundamentalist Christian outreach concept, in which the intent is to "debunk" science with the word of scripture. Its most vocal adherents are southern and mid-western U.S. evangelical protestants (see Bible Thumper.) Creation "scientists" try to convince "unsaved" people that the Earth was formed in a Creation that took place at the hands of Almighty God a few thousand years ago, and hope their evidence will convert a few of these "unsaved" people to the faith.

Some key tenets of Creation Science:

--Scientists (the real ones) are going to Hell, where they will burn forever for blasphemy of the Holy Word of God.

--"Evolution" is a scam to trick us into believing that wholesome, white Christians have common ancestry with apes and chimps and (oh no, please no...) black people! Evolution is the Devil's Theory (yes, it is just a theory).

--Hell is real, full of sulfur, and it exists in the center of the Earth. (Most persons on Earth will be summarily cast into this Lake of Fire when we pass away.)

Unfortunately, unlike real scientists, Creation Scientists face a non-existent job market. Most find work in blue-collar manufacturing jobs, or else provide for their families by huntin' sqwirls, 'coons and o-possum. Their hobbies range from watching NASCAR, to whippin' the kids, to attending Klan and CCC rallies. Prrrraise Jesus!

Question: How old is this part of the Grand Canyon?

Scientist: This formation is about five million years old, according to our best uranium-lead dating...

Creation Scientist: Them there canyon ain't no more 'n' maybe 4000 years ole,' and if you done believe otherwise, you're a Hellbound sinner, praise the Lord! Now please op'n' all yawl's Bibles to Genesis, Chapter Six and let us remind ourselves of the word of God...

by Carl Willis December 14, 2004

Creation of Adam

When you pass a spliff/joint/blunt to someone all the way across the room and you don't want to get up, so you both reach out your hands really far, so as to resemble Michelangelo's Sistine Ceiling.

with one hand cupped over mouth "dude, creation of adam" joint extended

by johnmb April 17, 2009