Crapulation

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.

a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014

Premature crapulation (PC)

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.

After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.

by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014

Capularitus

The secret fourth hole in a woman's body. Used only for pleasuring the male genitals. It is located in the thigh region and is only visible and fuckable if you truly beleive it is there.

Robert fucked the shit out of Sarah's capularitus after he was sick of her ass, mouth, and vagina.

by wobertdiesatmidnight December 17, 2008

craplage

more intense than just using the plain word “crap” craplage is only used in situations of extreme shock. (pronounced crap- ledge)

“holy craplage”

by sabrinasabrina September 3, 2019

Crapulous

When you feel like obese Ronald Mc Donald puts a big fat dookie on your forehead.

Math class yesterday left me feeling very crapulous.

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 11, 2023

Chapulation

Rigoh comes up to you while ur eating, then pulls down pants, get's on table and shit's all over your food XD

Random person: (eating) >munch munch<
Rigoh: pulls down pants, get's on table, and does chapulation on his food.
Random person: >walks away<

by MegaSaiyan17 May 16, 2009

crapolantern

Crappy Halloween decoration

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005