Carpisan

The art of being like a Koi Carp yet mildly Human.

Having spent his childhood in the company of the Koi, It was fairly obvious his state of being would be Carpisan.

by Hadjisan September 7, 2006

Chapism

A cultural phenomenon. Originating in London, England in the early 21st Century. Features are: Return to gentlemanly values, such as courtesy, chivalry and honourable conduct. While contradictory values of loafing and cadish conduct are also themes. Aesthetic style is broadly Edwardian English

He's got very much into chapism lately, he's even grown a handle-bar moustache!

by hydorah July 25, 2010

crapps

Apps that are total crap. Often includes preinstalled apps or bloatware, such as Apple Maps or Internet Explorer for Windows 8. Alternatively, the generic term for apps for Chrome OS, which are also often crap.

- Apple Maps is so much better than Google Maps!
- What are you on about? That's not an app, it's a crapp! Why do you have so many crapps on your iPhone?

(Alternative meaning)
- Hey, what's this? A link to some website with a load of adverts?
- Oh, that's a crapp for my Chromebook. Unfortunately, most of the apps for Chrome OS are crapps.

by robocoder-db April 19, 2015

El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

capishe

its an old word meaning "do you understand?", used by Italian mobsters.

And whoever thinks its an old school gangsta term is fucking retarded.

Ok Salvatore, I want Jimmy wacked. Leave him in a dumpster, so the garbagemen have a little surprise, capishe?

by Vincent February 17, 2004

crapsack

n. synonymous with "poopsack" which literally translates as the fabric suspended underneath the backside of a horse or donkey leading a carriage, preventing excrement from desecrating the public streets.

Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.

Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.

n. : that horse is wearing a crapsack

As an expression:

Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!

What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!

My teacher was being a total crapsack today!

by Rachel Woodhouse November 29, 2006

Crapifornia

What people who hate california refer to it as

I was unfortunately born in the Crapifornia

by Andrew David Hernandez July 1, 2008