Crappy Birthday

Something a grinch says

Crappy birthday, bitch!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

happy crappy

All of the unnecessary social etiquette (i.e., business preliminaries) that needs to be exchanged before you can get down to business.

Let's cut the happy crappy and get down to work.

by The Elklanding Crew March 14, 2008

craper

A crazy person. (Cra)zy (per)son.

Johnny kept acting like a craper; the watermellon rhine off Jimmy's ear was the final straw. Jimmy administered an ass beating.

by Kurt 8 Keiner January 29, 2009

Crappy Housewife

What Tonje Langeteig does not want to be.

Tonje Langeteig: I woke up one morning and thought I was young, but no no no no my youth was gone. I don't wanna be a crappy housewife.
Person: This makes "Friday" sound good!

by datgurrrllll November 29, 2011

crappy tabacky

The act of applying chewing tobacco to your genitalia while participating in anal sex.

Yo that girls butt was so dry, so I took out of dip, slapped in on my dick and gave her a Crappy Tabacky .

by SkoalButt April 23, 2018

Crappy Pencil

A shitty pencil.

Alex gave me a crappy pencil.

by Liaaaaa+Shaaaazma February 4, 2018

crapyard

a back yard filled with crap. broken down cars or other unfinished projects, usually has grass knee high with lost wheels and other hidden junk to trip you on.

where's your mower mate? it's lost in the Crapyard somewhere.. it ran out of fuel half way in and by the time i got around to getting more fuel i couldn't find it again. i looked under the 3 cars and empty drums but only found 2 snakes and a wombat.

by fartiscrubs December 9, 2018