(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.
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I'm on ubran dictionary lookin' up some slang, I come across the meaning for KD Lang, and guess what, I wanna Channing all over your Tatum
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cranning
• cranning it
• cranking
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• Cranking 90s
• cranking the hog
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When you have to poop and then you sit on the toilet and there's no downtime between pooping and sitting down.
by Hagriditia June 5, 2007
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Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:
-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.
Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:
-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.
The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.
Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.
Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.
by twkomg June 24, 2008
Get the Cranking a semi mug.When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."
"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
by LouisColling October 4, 2011
Get the Channing Tatum Syndrome mug.The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.
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