CRAFT

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”

by AKACroatalin January 10, 2016

Crafty chad

The crafty chad is attempting to put your penis into a girls arse hole repeatedly after she has warned you she doesn't want anal. The male will attempt this many times over untill the girl is enraged and will no longer engage with him in sexual conduct. In doing this you also cock block your friend who also trying to get laid for the first time with the girls friend.

Tom was furious he couldn't get laid because his friend was engaged in a game of crafty Chad

by Chewing on Chewbacca January 6, 2017

Woke-o-cracy

Woke-o-cracy: A Modern form of theocracy based on the Woke uncritical acceptance of Critical Race Theory and the willingness to atone for, cancel, or call out any speech or thought aimed at questioning The Woke’sunderlying assumptions.

The Evergreen Woke mobs seem to advocate for a Woke-o-cracy

by NotonFacebook July 20, 2020

Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

by Furtley May 30, 2018

Cray-Pas Situation

When you wipe your ass over and over, but it just keeps smearing around.

Joe: "Man, what took you so long in the bathroom?!"
Mike: "Sorry, I had a total Cray-Pas situation in there."

by Moonijuana November 22, 2010

CRAFT Disease

When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".

I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.

by Happy_Hoaxster May 28, 2009

Arts & Crafts

When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project

Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick last night and i took her to Arts & Crafts.
Bryant: No way! she like it?
Kevin: actually yeah, she even pulled out some googily eyes which kinda creeped me out.

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009