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cracker barrel crying

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma
Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying
by Moeriah March 25, 2020
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Asian Cracker Barrel

An Asian Chode with huge balls. Also when an Asian Cracker Barrel is used during sex it can be called The Asian Cracker Barrel.
by Your moms a heffer April 1, 2019
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i want cracker barrel for dinner

code for a way of sayingi wanna die
ex. i got an F on my test, i want cracker barrel for dinner.
by berrydrew June 20, 2018
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.
After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024
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Gay cracker barrel

“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel
by Skippytoilet June 24, 2024
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Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel
by OverlordObama June 14, 2021
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