Covideo

Video conference, catch up, chat during COVID-19 pandemic time.

Hey dude, long time no see, miss you bro, let's covideo soon!

by pouyabagheri April 17, 2020

covidteer

A individual who has an irrational and obsessive adherence to Covid-19 protocols and masking in low-risk locations. Typically a liberal/progressive residing in urban areas. Prone to frequent and violent outbursts at random strangers for not wearing masks. Behavior is similar to a "Karen" but scolding is limited to masking and covid hygiene.

Covidteer, often known as "Masketeer" has pandemic PTSD symptoms and suffers from low self-esteem and occasional Trump Derangement Syndrome. Masking is considered a sign of dedication to a cause and "The Great Reset." Often calls non-masking people, "Trumpers." Cites guilt-transversalisms such as,"I'm not doing it for ME, I am doing it for YOU." Approach with caution when insufficiently masked . Can display similar behaviors to cultism. See: "Fauci-sexual."
Can be used as a verb: To covidteer someone

I was in the middle of the forest and these 2 Covidteers hollered at me from across the meadow!
I hate walking in Central Park-it's full of Covidteers.
I got covidteered last night by Jane. She made me wear a mask while we were screwing...

by cocoablini May 19, 2021

Coviderology

The art of predicting someone’s future from the number of infections or deaths in a given community or country at a given time, and their birth date.

Fortunetellers in some remote parts of Asia are profiting from coviderology, by advising gullible clients whether or not they should travel hundreds of miles to the nearest city to get vaccinated.

by MathPlus May 4, 2021

covideo

Any of the increasingly boring videos people are putting on line to try and feel connected to anything in isolation.

Today I logged into bordomflix and watched my friend Gary who posted 5 covideos of himself making meals and doing push ups , I guess we are both really losing it and connection fishing hard.

by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020

Covided

Past tense of covide ( to be infected by by the Covid-19 virus)

In the spring of 2020, tens of thousands of people were covided by the virus everyday.

by tc77 March 30, 2020

Covidient

A person who abides the quarantine rules to ensure safety of the population in general.
Someone who values others safety by following the necessary rules and protocols to avoid the virus spread.
Antonym of Covidiot

Friend1: Hey, let's go out tonight. There's a rave party nearby.
Friend2: Sorry I can't. I'm a covidient citizen and I would suggest we should avoid crowded place and practice physical distancing to avoid the virus spread.
Friend1: boomer!

by YourKindOfPotato April 15, 2020

COVIDFeFe

When the world has gone to hell and you're fighting for the last bit of food but toilet paper has been nonexistent for months, you beat your opponent down, shit on their face, and use their hair to wipe your ass.

"Holy hell man, she layed down the COVIDFeFe for that can of tuna!"

by kahlpotato March 19, 2020