The worst place to live. Rich fucks who drive fancy cars and don't give a shit about anything but themselves. Asshole little high school kids who think the universe revolves around them. An abundance of spoiled little brats who waste their parents' money on drugs, clothing from expensive stores, and other meaningless items. Every day a new street appears with a stupid new name. And a new shopping center appears so bitchy women in their 20's can go out and be superficial together. It's all about how dumb you can be, how much money you can make, how much nice land you can destroy with your developments, and how rude you can be to those who are supposedly inferior. I'm not sure how anyone in Fairfax County can be happy. Because all the men have tiny penises and the women are superficial and lack brains. Like I said, the worst place to live.
Moron from Northern Virginia: Hi! I'm a pathetic loser!
Normal Person: Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and stop living in fairfax!
Moron: Wow, you use your brain?!
Fuck Fairfax County and it's degradation of humanity.
Normal Person: Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and stop living in fairfax!
Moron: Wow, you use your brain?!
Fuck Fairfax County and it's degradation of humanity.
by nova hater July 23, 2008
Get the Fairfax County mug.The wealthiest county in the US, its home to preppy, sporty and ridiculously good looking scum. Home of some of the most obnoxious peoplpe on earth, especially those in greenwhich and new canaan, they even look down on people from FC. Best example, stamford. My area, north stamford has a higher gross income than any other town in the FC so everyone who puts stamford in with the "bad areas" guess again, there are appartments here that cost more than homes in those "high class" neighorhoods.
We drink, we smoke, we snort, we have sexx, we are the most pampered generation out there, o and we spend all of our money on cigarettes
We drink, we smoke, we snort, we have sexx, we are the most pampered generation out there, o and we spend all of our money on cigarettes
dude, where in fairfield county can i buy?
go to POCHO man, they sell and dont ID
POCHO?! there are minorities there!
I know! they dont even import them!
go to POCHO man, they sell and dont ID
POCHO?! there are minorities there!
I know! they dont even import them!
by 1027 July 21, 2008
Get the fairfield county mug.Fairfield County, also known as FC is full of preps, gangsters, ghetto kids, and a bunch of other social groups.
Drinking is quite big in the county, and oxycotton and cocaine are quite big in the area.
An event to look out for is BeachFest which is an event that occurs twice a year, but the biggest one is in the beginning of the summer.
Awesome place.
Drinking is quite big in the county, and oxycotton and cocaine are quite big in the area.
An event to look out for is BeachFest which is an event that occurs twice a year, but the biggest one is in the beginning of the summer.
Awesome place.
by Jonathia February 13, 2008
Get the Fairfield County mug.It's in southern Connecticut, and contrary to VERY popular belief, isn't full of beer and polos. OK so maybe it is, but not everywhere. Norwalk is NOT that ghetto. We do NOT have keg parties every other weeknight. (though acid and weed are not uncommon, oxy-contin is like not existent) Though we do get SOME ghetto points because 50 Cent owns a house in Newtown, we do not like to think we're ghetto. (at least not a majority) The only reason we are the richest county is because the land and weather is generally pleasant, people constantly move up here, and the real estate has gotten high. Therefore so has tax. Which explains our insane education program. It is very good, but what this place is TRULY filled with is emos and punks. Many of us are actually more likely to be succesful because we get the education. For many of us who have spent all our lives here, we are quite like you guys. Except smarter. The OC is most definitely worse than we are.
Many of the young population of Fairfield County spend their free time in front of high tech computers thinking of ways to tell the rest of America that they aren't rich, wannabe preppies.
by DeVotie June 11, 2006
Get the Fairfield County mug.Very wealthy county, includes such places as greenwich, new cannan, and darien. All those places are crap compared to stamford which includes a very impressive North Stamford as well as "baby new york" downtown area.
by Hollaataplaya May 13, 2005
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Get the fairfax county mug.Fairfield County is by far one of the most amazing counties in our entire country. While it is true that it is also the 2nd wealthiest county, there are a fair share of unwealthy people. Obviously there are towns such as Greenwich, Ridgefield and Darien which are extraordinarily wealthy, with old colonial homes and men and women holding high-powered business positions in New York. But, there is also the poverty-stricken city of Bridgeport. While Bridgeport is one of the poorest citites in America, naturally it is the poorest in the state, and most definitely in the County. So while 95% of the county and its people is rolling in dough, living the life that 95% of the country wishes they had, there is the other 5% of the county living in Bridgeport being shot at every night and fed bread and water by their "mama" on a daily basis. So not EVERY part is as glamorous, wealthy, beautiful and stuck-up as most of you all think--though MOST of it is!
People think that I think that I am better tham them, why?
That's because you are! You're rich, spoiled, intelligent, preppy and of course elite--you're from Fairfield County!
That's because you are! You're rich, spoiled, intelligent, preppy and of course elite--you're from Fairfield County!
by Greer April 11, 2005
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