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Counterfat

When you are poor you you have too hustle too sale counterfeit merch.
When you are rich your lawyers have to hustle too sale counterfat merch.
If you are poor and middle class your reproductions are counterfit.

If you are rich and have lots of lawyers your counterfeits are counterfats.
by Mega dude December 2, 2019
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Counterfriends

Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."
"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."

"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
by CrazyJay October 20, 2011
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Cointerfeit

Its like counterfeit but, like with coins.
The man buying the rare coin must first check if it is cointerfeit.
Mila, did you check to see if those coins were cointerfeit before you bought them?
by Xiwa June 11, 2019
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Counterbaiting

1. v When someone tries to bait you but you see their bait so you bait them while they think they're baiting you

2. v A sex positon in which the sub performs oral while having fruit loops inserted into their rectum
You just got fucking counterbaited fr
Im counterbaiting the sHIT out of this dude.
by Puremask August 3, 2017
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Counterfactual

Something that is not factual
Man 1: 6 plus 4 is 9
Man 2: That is so counterfactual!
by Dressing and Gravy January 31, 2019
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Counterfeiters

Men who fit kitchen counters
"hey look at me im a counterfeiters bitch!"
by Liana not a chav April 1, 2008
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conterfeit latte

Counterfeit Latte? Thats commecials for you.
by Light Joker August 2, 2004
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