by AlphabetTing August 20, 2019
Get the cottage of love mug.Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."
-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.
by carpe_noctem December 24, 2009
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The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.
The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.
by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008
Get the Briggsy's River Cottage mug.by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020
Get the Cattywampus mug."I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."
by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003
Get the touch cotton mug."We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"
by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
Get the Shitting in high cotton mug.1.(n) A type of house. Usually found in picturesque locales, such as lakeshores, seashores, the Hamptons, so on. But that's not what you came here to hear about.
2.(n) A public restroom, such as the ones one might find in a public park. These are so named because of their house-like exterior. Use in this context is widely restricted to Europe.
3.(v) The act of anonymously meeting up with a member of the same sex at a public restroom ("cottage" - see above), with the intent of gettin' down n' dirty with them within.
2.(n) A public restroom, such as the ones one might find in a public park. These are so named because of their house-like exterior. Use in this context is widely restricted to Europe.
3.(v) The act of anonymously meeting up with a member of the same sex at a public restroom ("cottage" - see above), with the intent of gettin' down n' dirty with them within.
1. Every rich person owns a cottage.
2. I must be getting to a cottage, or I'll soil my knickers!
3. Did you see that guy in the skinny jeans standing by the door of the bathroom? He is so cottaging.
2. I must be getting to a cottage, or I'll soil my knickers!
3. Did you see that guy in the skinny jeans standing by the door of the bathroom? He is so cottaging.
by dont i know June 14, 2009
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