The Cottage Cheese Sandwich

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.
My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.
by TheRealFuknCarl January 01, 2019
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Cottage Cheese Vendor

Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!
by The Grunt February 27, 2021
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salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.
Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle April 10, 2016
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cottage cheese diet

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
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cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.
Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.
by matttttttttttttttty boy April 18, 2007
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Cottage Cheese Fat

Basically, it's celulite
the lumpy-ness of cellulite on thighs resembles cottage cheese, giving you cottage cheese fat.
by fonesex May 20, 2007
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Cottage Cheese Pants

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!
"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"
by Hayley is the sex July 06, 2006
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