Consoom

To rampantly consume various forms of media entertainment in lieu of original thought, to the point where it dictates ones personality

Ben - "Elon Musk is like a real life Tony Stark. Those rocket landings were perfectly balanced, like all things should be. Get it? Hah I'm such a Ravenclaw"

Sarah - "You sound like a consoomer"

by dwalone June 15, 2021

consoletards

A console gaming person whos idea of depth in
a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off.

Coined by Yahtzee the star Game reviewer (as far as i know)

Brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards.

by Mightytights May 7, 2008

console whore

Developer who thinks PC gaming is dying by pirating and therefore won't release their game on it, which could be fixed by not spending money on Anti-Pirate measures.

EA games, GTA IV, the list goes on, Like how Dan Houser has became a console whore.

by Bobtrannyman May 20, 2008

Console War

An epic battle, equivalent to a dick measuring, or pissing contest. It pits the next-gen consoles against eachother - in this case, the Wii, X360, and Playstation 3 - in a battle... TO THE DEATH! Fanboys on all sides shall be hurling shit at eachother, while those of us who remain in the center shall laugh. Hillarity will ensue every battle, and the casualties will mount. Pick a side, or lackthereof, but be warned: choose the ultimate loser (all sides, except the center/neutral position), and you are to be fucked with for the ages.

In the future, more "wars" of the like will surely follow.

Fanboys across the globe are creaming their pants, in anticipation of the grand Console War, of the second generation.

by Amerikaner October 20, 2006

Cassondra

Simply amazing. Sweet as pie, until you do something stupid. Practical. The embodiment of beauty. Kind hearted. Smart. Sensitive. Caring. Loyal. Forgive. Captivating. The type of person you tell your mom about. Women want to be her and men want to be with her. A little crazy. Mesmerizing. The type of woman that makes a man want to better themself. Stunning. Pure. Real. The type of woman that leaves you speechless when she smiles at you.

I met a cassondra yesterday and I can't stop thinking about her.

by Jaycola123 June 8, 2017

console fanboy

One who defines consoles on Urban Dictionary.

Nintendo Fanboy: Wiiiiii I want to play with my wiiiiiiiii!!!!

XBox Fanboy: Halo is the ONLY game that matters all other games suck. Games with shitty graphics suck.

Playstaion Fanboy: The PS3 will be the most advanced console to date. All other consoles will suck.

Me: Shut the fuck up console fanboy's.

by DvdBengals December 7, 2006

Consodel

A state of confusion where you can't find your way out of the sky.

My step bro was feeling consodel at school today.

by Aston Martin gang June 7, 2019