kitchen cosmetology

The practice of people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair, their loved ones, friends, Co-workers hair at home (I.e in the kitchen or sometimes bathroom) lacking the proper tools and equipment naturally found in the salon resulting in some awkward, questionable and horrific haircut or hair color experience.

There’s been an astronomical increase in kitchen cosmetology, people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair with the COVID 19 pandemic

by AnOriginalDoll December 23, 2020

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005

cossey

A very hot young guy!!! that is great at anything he does. and is loveable by all the girls.

"Dude, your so hott that your just like cossey"
"You might be great at it, but your not as good as cossey"

by Ryan... May 9, 2005

cassette

Something that you saw strung along the side of the highway back in the old days. See also 8 track.

"Someone tossed an old cassete out the window and that shit was strung a mile down the road."

by satan January 20, 2003

cosmetic whore

A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.

I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp.

by Blame Ceiling Hue September 8, 2010

cosmetician

A trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.

Callie Parrish, protagonist of Fran Rizer's novels, is a cosmetician at Middleton's Mortuary in South Carolina.

by UnicornTapestry October 29, 2012

corsetgasm

1. fleeting feeling that results from the initial lacing-up of a corset, a restrictive garment that wraps around the torso.
2. fleeting, full, first breath after unlacing from a corset.

"It was pure corsetgasm to take it off at the end of the day!"

by AnaisSatin April 22, 2006