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Vocal Closet

A Closet in a vocal room in which a slut gives a younger dude a blow job. this often occurs without other ppls knowledge.
man, me and that slut went into the vocal closet and i got blown!
by closettime12345 August 22, 2009
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straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.
by bryanaka March 14, 2015
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Closet Cuckold

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.
by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015
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Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.
Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.
by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010
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Goodie closet

Can I get something from the goodie closet?”
“Sure”
by PigIA September 1, 2020
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lazy's comet

When a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. The result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. Comparing to "Haley's Comet" which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.
Ben: The guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. He was a total lazy's comet flying down the highway.
by colts>saints February 21, 2010
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The Glass Closet

When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.
Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
by stonetemplepilot May 1, 2014
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