A Closet in a vocal room in which a slut gives a younger dude a blow job. this often occurs without other ppls knowledge.
by closettime12345 August 22, 2009
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by bryanaka March 14, 2015
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A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015
Get the Closet Cuckold mug.A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.
by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010
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Get the Goodie closet mug.When a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. The result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. Comparing to "Haley's Comet" which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.
Ben: The guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. He was a total lazy's comet flying down the highway.
by colts>saints February 21, 2010
Get the lazy's comet mug.When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.
Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
by stonetemplepilot May 1, 2014
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