Cocksmith

People who deliberately abuse the English language to mask the fact they cannot spell or form sentences at a third grade level.

English isn't that hard of a fucking language to type in. it's the only thing most American kids will ever learn to type in. Yet they consistently fuck it up. is it because it's easier to type like a lazy fucking dumbass, rather than occasionally misspell a word and have your balltongueing highschool friends think you're stupid? Cocksmiths. They hammer flaming hot cock all day.

by noboost August 4, 2008

Cocksmith

a man or woman whom works with metals and penis's on a daily basis, including such chores as molding and creating brass or steel penis's

She was so good I could have sworn she was a cocksmith.

That guy is such a homo he should be a cocksmith.

by Nalon February 2, 2008

cocksmith

Someone who is a good at being a dick

You are such a cock smith.

by Logan October 24, 2004

Cocksmithing

The smithing of one's cock.

Kramer spent all of last weekend cocksmithing, and sold them at market for a very low price. He banged multiple chicks via garage. Or ne-grage for the blacks.

by The Black Bunga July 6, 2010

Cocksmith

1.) n. Another form of cocksucker, tantamount to douchebag.
2.) n. Term of affection referring to someone who is particularly gifted at pleasuring the male genitalia.

1.) My boss is a real cocksmith for making me work late.
2.) Whew! That girl is some kind of cocksmith. She had me going all night long.

by G. Wainwright October 17, 2008

Cocksmith

Someone who is a master at replicating a penis . Someone who has the profession of making dildos , stap-ons , ETC.

Daniel is a very fine cocksmith as he can critique a dildo to its finest form.

by Dylan Hard-on March 2, 2010

cocksmith

one who makes or repairs cocks.

"why i happen to know a frenchman down by the old parlor who is said to be the greatest cocksmith in the land, his name spoken far and wide for he wields a cock with a swan like grace"

by Mr. Matthew V May 23, 2006