corncob washer

When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.

John needed a corncob washer after a long day of no capping.

by WillAustin8 November 9, 2023

corncob

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
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We will reject booty, and no more corncob days.

by Legendarygal007 September 14, 2019

Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.

Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!

by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023

Corncobbing

During sex when one person spins a corn on the cob at a high rate or rotation inside their anus by means of an electric drill, resulting in severe pain the day after

He must have been corncobbing all night, no wonder he can’t sit straight!

by Ttubyeknom January 24, 2019

Corncob Jelly

Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.

That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.

by The bag man carl September 2, 2015