Campstipation

Fear of using public ablution facilities at a camp ground.

After three days of camping, he was suffering from sever campstipation and had to be rushed to a clean bathroom.

by mikesaidwhat March 7, 2013

constipation

Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck

I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 14, 2004

Cumstipation

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.

long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"

by Rarch August 21, 2008

erectile constipation

the outcome of erotic arousal without completion

After a couple hours of playing grab ass with suzie on her parents couch, Johnny feigned a headache and left with a serious case of erectile constipation.

by superswimmerman18 January 27, 2010

Artistic Constipation

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block

Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation

by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010

spiritual constipation

Term used to describe the condition of being a gigantic asshole. Derived from the belief that the direct connection to the soul is through the anus. Assholes are so uptight that the soul is unable to come out through the anus resulting in spiritual constipation.

Damn, did you see that guy? He's suffering from some serious spiritual constipation.

by clenched soul August 6, 2014

Carstipation

It is a specific type of constipation, caused by devouring to many hotwheels. It is mostly found in toddlers or perverted teenagers.

I heard that you suffered from carstipation when you were little, that's really retarded.

by #1 Bucket Boiiii July 29, 2017