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Compulsive liar

Someone who lies about everything for no reason.
by Cousins everywheres December 19, 2013
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Compulsive trolling

The inability to go on the internet without trolling.
Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.
by Captainspermoid May 8, 2011
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COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-

TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.

BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.

TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.

MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
(CDD)

Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 17, 2017
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Jumbo-Cappuccino

Letting your load go on your partner's face and sprinkling stuff that you've picked from your nose on the cum on their face!
Brett and Scott had an awesome bum darts sesh. Scott then asked Brett to spice it up a little before they went to sleep. Brett continued to serve Scott a jumbo-cappuccino.

Scott loved it, it was a great way to top of the night and also acted as a fantastic night cap.
by Howard Surprise June 5, 2008
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Meaty Cappuccino

A cappuccino with meat in it. Usually lightly cooked bacon is blended and then added to the coffee just before the milk. An alternate method is to cook the bacon for a long time until crisp. The crispy bacon is then served alongside the cappuccino and the pieces are dunked in the coffee before being eaten.
Hey dude, will you dish me up a meaty cappuccino, no dunkers?
by SPAMBOT4000 June 15, 2009
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Obsessive compulsive disorder

An anxiety disorder in which uncontrollable intrusive thoughts and mental/physical compulsions make sufferers miserable. These intrusive thoughts can include violent and taboo obsessions that make the sufferer question their identity.

It's a painful, torturous disorder I'd wish on nobody.
"Emily couldn't eat because her obsessive compulsive disorder made her lose her appetite."
by LilianaB February 14, 2021
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obsessive compulsive disorder

Is a fairly common problem where people experience ‘obsessions’, recurring unwanted thoughts which are difficult to stop, and ‘compulsions’, rituals of checking behaviour or repetitive actions which are carried out in an attempt to relieve the thoughts.
Jocelyn has obsessive compulsive disorder, and checks the door 16 times to make sure it is locked.
by Barizzy January 28, 2006
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