a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.
by beerdrinker March 10, 2009
Get the grandma coot cootmug. Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}
adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
by Tsarstepan December 24, 2010
Get the Cootemug. An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").
n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.
n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.
Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!
Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!
Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!
by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004
Get the cootsmug. Person 1: Hey Michael what's that smell?
Person 2: I recognise that smell anywhere Sebastian, it must be Asha, she hasn't washed her coote in days...
Person 1: *gag*
Person 2: I recognise that smell anywhere Sebastian, it must be Asha, she hasn't washed her coote in days...
Person 1: *gag*
by Satorius November 21, 2013
Get the Cootemug. 1> *pounces* Hiya
2> *Rubs his paw down his cheek* Hi ^^
1> *noses up and smiles, taking the paw on his mouth and playfully nibbles*
3> omg coot ^^
2> *Rubs his paw down his cheek* Hi ^^
1> *noses up and smiles, taking the paw on his mouth and playfully nibbles*
3> omg coot ^^
by Ruakuu December 11, 2006
Get the cootmug. 
Phenomenon in Halo videogames that occurs when someone, likely a noob (rookie), chooses to stick another player with a plasma grenade in close quarters rather than proceed into a firefight, thereby killing both players in the process.
by lukers stukers May 25, 2008
Get the cootsmug.