grandma coot coot

a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.
BOB: "that girl is such a slut"
DAN: "yea, she probably is a grandma coot coot."
by beerdrinker March 10, 2009
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Coote

Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}

adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.

-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.

Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)

Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
by Tsarstepan December 24, 2010
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coots

An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").

n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.
Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!

Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!
by Prima B. Goode July 05, 2004
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Coote

An alternative term referring to the female gentalia.
Person 1: Hey Michael what's that smell?

Person 2: I recognise that smell anywhere Sebastian, it must be Asha, she hasn't washed her coote in days...

Person 1: *gag*
by Satorius November 22, 2013
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coot

Another way to say cute, mostly used in IRC and Role Play.
1> *pounces* Hiya
2> *Rubs his paw down his cheek* Hi ^^
1> *noses up and smiles, taking the paw on his mouth and playfully nibbles*
3> omg coot ^^
by Ruakuu March 20, 2005
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coots

dude it got in the coots
by bazadillion April 01, 2005
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coots

Phenomenon in Halo videogames that occurs when someone, likely a noob (rookie), chooses to stick another player with a plasma grenade in close quarters rather than proceed into a firefight, thereby killing both players in the process.
You just got cootsed by CaptainCooter.
by lukers stukers May 25, 2008
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