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Bump Coomers

To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.
After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.
by crackheadnick June 11, 2006
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Coomer's Law

An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".
God damn they watch demon slayer?! That's against Coomer's Law!
by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022
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My Little Coomer

by FuckyouLucas October 23, 2019
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Category 8 Coomer

A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.
guy 1: dude have you seen that category 8 coomer
guy 2: yeah that kid is so horny lmao
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
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Coomer Rain

Someone who is sweating from the act of a Coomer Spin, and flinging sweat in every direction with their penis*.
WOW, Bob has been coomer spinning for a while now, he is getting coomer rain all over the room!
by Pootytang22 August 1, 2022
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Simpy coomer

A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls
Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom
by Coomlord69 June 26, 2020
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Dr Coomer

Dr. Coomer: "Hello, Person!"
Person: "fuck off Dr Coomer im tryna eat chili"
by Dr. Coomer Phd April 16, 2023
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