Butt Coomer

When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up

I’m such a butt coomer

by Moondog88 February 17, 2021

ok coomer

The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer

Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!

NoFap Chad: ok coomer

by mrliverpoolfan April 22, 2021

Mississippi Coomer

A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.

“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”

“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”

by Michael Brunswick November 30, 2019

Dr Coomer

Gordon's companion

Gordon: Hey Dr Coomer. Coomer: Ah, Hello Gordon!

by retrooookichy January 2, 2023

the coomer

Someone who cummed during No Nut November. You can tell by looking at their profile pic being changed to it

Person 1: Hey look at this loser. He's the coomer now!

Person 2: I have to nut right now bro...

by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019

My Little Coomer

Max

Max you’re my little coomer~

by FuckyouLucas October 23, 2019

Category 8 Coomer

A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.

guy 1: dude have you seen that category 8 coomer
guy 2: yeah that kid is so horny lmao

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021