The Congressman

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.

She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.

by California Brown January 15, 2008

Congresstipated

Legislation stuck in Congress.

Forget about that vital legislation.It's Congresstipated.

by Waboa February 13, 2009

Urination Congregation

The act of two or more girls going to the bathroom at the same time.

Ashley- Sara I have to go pee come with me!
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.

by Dan Delli Bovi February 12, 2009

Confrealous

A combo package of emotions, specifically referring to a state of confusion, being afraid, and jealousy. Generally affects those who are in awe of someone so cool that they are beyond comprehension. Can also describe the feeling people get when the look at two best friends, who are closer than imaginable.

The two best friends talked constantly and seemingly without a point, so much so that it made everyone confrealous.

by OneLuckyBff January 13, 2011

pass a bill through Congress

to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

"I'll be right back, after I pass this bill through Congress".

by dirty November 24, 2004

Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.

Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?

by ACRScout February 1, 2010

Concrete-meat

The ultimate level of hardness a man can get while being aroused by the most sexiest woman's body.

Girl you got me on concrete-meat right now!

by SouloCutz May 11, 2010