Contravore

A person possessing a tendency to prepare holiday food dishes that run against the accepted wisdom of what is expected (particularly Thanksgiving and Christmas).

Friend: So, you're gonna cook for Thanksgiving?

Me: Nope, no turkey. Got a chicken in the oven.

Friend: Like a true contravore. Am I invited?

by BWB December 3, 2010

contramac

An individual who detests and is against the purchase of Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Intense dislike for Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Ryan told Jim he's a contramac because he believes PC's give more bang for their buck.

by S rags December 25, 2010

Contrabar

Contrabar is a imaginary Llama with two girl owners. He has wings. He is awesome. He is the best.

OMG Contrabar is the best Llama ever!!

by patunya March 11, 2017

Contraguru

Someone who is always wrong and therefore can be used for advice by doing the opposite of his advice.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

i bought bitcoin because the contraguru strongly adviced to sell.

i sold my house because the contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

by dmeista November 19, 2020

Contradone

is to control(relationship) with someone but it is already controlled (in a relationship) by someone

" He tried to get back with his wife but little he didn't know it was already contradone by a courtesan "

" I tried to control the DNA of a Mus Musculus (Mice) but the amount of RNA and Invaders already contradone the DNA "

by Tellerpore September 15, 2023

Shady Contractor

A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.

"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."

"Damn! What a shady contractor!"

by Shammmm June 14, 2015

independent contractor

Someone who performs tasks even before he's been asked/hired/authorized to do so; he merely learns/overhears that something may need/be wished to be done, and so he himself steps in and completes said activity of his own accord, whether the people involved actually wish it to be performed or not. Just goes to show that you'll want to be really careful what you say when you're in the company of others --- you never know who might be listening, and then planning to carry out something that you merely mentioned about, not that you were actually asking anyone to perform for you.

MacGyver's arch-nemesis and professional gunman Murdoc takes the concept of "independent contractor" to a whole new --- and tragic --- extreme... even if the person who hires him merely wishes to have the mark scared --- or even if Murdoc's "employer" changes his mind and and no longer wishes Murdoc to perform said terrorism --- he continues to murderously pursue his mark anyway.

by QuacksO April 7, 2019