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Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.
by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022
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Contankerous

When something, someone,or a whole situation is absolutely fucked up.
Yea man my tire went flat on the car I come here to get another and they tell me they don't got my size shits contankerous you ask me
by Bits&PiecesofPsycho September 5, 2023
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concker

A man of which will go great distances to get rejected by their crushes and finds pleasure and satisfaction in doing so.
Brian's a massive fucking concker
by shaquille o' neils claps cheek January 16, 2024
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Contankeraneous

An act of immense stupidity carried out by someone who is extremely idiotic and foolish.
someone who behaves like a typical skunthole
Shivaj nuh geh contankeraneous bannuh we'z nah fren!!!!
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Confuckeried

Confused by one’s own fuckery.
I woke up late thinking it was Friday so my day is already confuckeried.
by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025
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Confuckeried

When you become confused by your own fuckery
I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.
by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025
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Contankerous-Curmudgeon

Miserable, grumpy old cranky and entitled (male)
Mark is a contankerous-curmudgeon

He is a contankerous-curmudgeon

Man, that guy beside me is a contankerous-curmudgeon
by Contankerous-Curmudgeon December 9, 2025
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