Conor Oberst 

A whiny and annoying Elliott Smith-wannabe. Comparing this guy with Bob Dylan and Elliott Smith should be considered blasphemy.

Listen to Elliott Smith instead.

Conor Oberst by KyLe W. March 29, 2005

conor oberst 

1) Singer/songwriter with several bands, often under the name of Bright Eye
2) Talented and/or singing with a broken and emotional voice
2)Said person when referenced by young emo girls in order to appear deep and meaningful.

2) That tracks pretty Conor Oberst, good work, just try not to overdo the fake emotion man.

3)Emo girl usage: Conor Oberst is a troubled soul, i relate deeply to him.Plus i think he is hot. Don't insult him or i will go crazy

conor oberst by rar January 22, 2004

conor oberst 

Conor Oberst is one of the worst indie/emo singers every to come along and help ruin the world. Idiotic adolescents enjoy his ridiculous awful cry-wail, even though it is never in key, has horrid tone, is always out of pitch, and generally makes me want to kill myself. Every fan of this piece of shit loser who can't sing should kill themselves in a horrible fashion. You all need to fuck off.

Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he heard Conor Oberst singing.

conor oberst by poopshitter January 27, 2008

conor oberst 

1. (n) A no talent ass-hat that sets unbelievably contrived lyrics to horribly depressing music.

2. (n) The kind of person that your moody, depressed, self-absorbed teenage daughter thinks is the perfect guy.

1. The newest lyrics by Conor Oberst make me want to vomit.

2. Isn't your daughter dating a whiney Conor Oberst?

conor oberst by Jesus Jones September 7, 2004

conor oberst 

A beautiful emo boy whoi wanna bang so hard its not funny...

Conor Oberst ownes your fucking ass so deal you asshole.. and idont know

conor oberst by Ride the Wings of Pestilence March 7, 2005

Conor Oberst 

Easily the greatest musician of all time. Stupid faggot kids who think he is just an emo queer need to pull themselves away from themselves long enough to get a girlfriend and stop listening to shit like cake and chicken foot. Many Amercian rock critics call him the next Bob Dylan. Aggreably, may not have the best vocals, may not have the best guitar skills, but easily the best musician of all time. Far better than faggots who think shredding is music, and drone music and heavy metal is all there is to life. They just need to see the sun light every once in a while and stop butt fucking themselves.

Conor Oberst probably thinks that fags who like Jet and Beck need to cut themselves.

Conor Oberst by Not a fag who likes shit music September 14, 2010

conor oberst 

1. a guy that this girl i am trying to fuck likes.

2. faggot.

maybe i should listen to bright eyes so i can fuck adriana.

conor oberst is a faggot.

conor oberst by fascistpony April 18, 2005