Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.

"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."

by Myrina September 24, 2011

connotator

One who is a conservative that conflates issues and/or confuses constructive conversation with conspiracy and contradictions. The opposite of a moderator, such as Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity that the Republican candidates for president would rather have as the hosts to question them in debates.

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and their like are connotators.

by deepseer January 4, 2016

consolation game

A game for losers.

The consolation game is the played by the two losers of the semi-finals.

by liverpool November 11, 2013

convocations

Something you do with people at night till 3 am

Convocations are being defined as this :".Like you would like have a like convocation with him cause he is like so seggsy like...yea like okay."

by WilliamTheSexyGiant September 28, 2021

Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.

Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.

by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009

Consolation Rolo

A rolo candy from a secondary package, gift or jar from the one originally offered or requested; making it clear to the recipient they were not worthy of the last rolo.

After Tinker Bell refused a consolation rolo from him, Peter Pan knew then that bragging about giving Wendy his last one only a day before knocked the pixie dust right out of her. His prior offer of the chocolate caramel goodness left her bereft at her last rolo unworthiness. Unable to fly, she was forced to seek solace with Captain Morgan and the seven dwarves.

by KickstandLover November 16, 2018

Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.

The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.

by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019