The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.
by Keaijaf Iejsa May 07, 2008
1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.
by asupernothing May 27, 2004
by J December 19, 2003
by Tyler Durden June 29, 2003
Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.
by 2444 July 09, 2005
Made by wrapping a length of toilet paper around your hand and twisting one end, the cone is then used for wanking into to enable the evidence to be easily disposed of.
The missus is downstairs. You fancy a quick one off the wrist but sont want to mess the place up. Simple. Into the cone and then into the bog, flush, and no ones the wiser
by Ratty's World July 14, 2006
A cruise ship passenger that will not yield to a crew member moving equipment through a common area on a cruise ship.
These inconsiderate cones would not allow me to maneuver these enormous speakers around their fat asses in spite of there being no alternate route.
by SeizeTheCarp April 20, 2015