congo musket

When one defacates into someone's mouth, and fucks it down their throat with their member.

"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"

"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"

by Moses The Feely May 3, 2006

Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.

Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"

by Noddegamra2012 December 28, 2010

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

Congo Bongos

A name for the ass cheeks of a black woman with a shapely booty that is, or would be, pleasing to touch/spank.

Guy 1: Damn! Take a look at the ass on her.
Guy 2: I'd play those Congo Bongos any day.

by MidwestDW November 14, 2014

congo dog

A variation of doggy style which involve the male howling and barking like a wild jungle dog while pulling the female's hair and shoving a banana in her mouth.

My girlfriend requested a glass of milk to wash down the bananas after our forty-five minute congo dog session.

by Jellyfrijole August 23, 2016

congo clicker

a offensive term for a person from the congo that makes clicking noises to speak

that darn congo clicker is making annoying noises!

by blackmagicboi September 1, 2018

congo line

Two or more snowplows plowing a multi-lane highway in a specific fashion where the one in the innermost lane is just a few metres ahead of the next one, and so on, ensuring snow is bumped from the inside lane right on out to the outside shoulder.
Also known as "echelon plowing."

"It took me hours to get home. I got stuck behind a congo line."

"We've had 6 cm of snow within an hour and the congo lines are already out."

by blaidd January 12, 2004