Morning Congestion

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.

by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019

confiscation

Theft, when it is carried out by the state or by other authoritarian agents.

The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.

Police confiscated (i.e. stole) sound equipment because it was used in a rave which the cops didn't like.

by annoyed anarchist April 27, 2004

concision

When someone tears apart your first draft and gives you about 500 suggestions on how to write it more concisely.

My paper bled red ink hardcore after that teacher's concision.

by Writing J February 13, 2009

Congina

When you have to get your vagina glued together

I had to get a congina

by Jctaylors May 31, 2018

confissues

suffering severe confidence issues. only your maturity and your trained voice of reason saves you from hating.

"i have a case of confissues"
voice of reason: "mate, you need to translate the love you have for others into the same love you have for you."

by Krkič June 3, 2019

Contistution

A name for the Constitution when someone is drunk, or southern.

Bill look up in the capital building. There hangs the most important document in American History, The Contistution.

by For the Trump September 29, 2020

Convisted

When a person of the same gender absolutely fucks the cum out of you on easter. They would fuck you for some easter eggs. Then use your nut to spawn the easter bunny. After the that the person that was fuck will start to beat off on the bunnies face. Then you have to make him choke on it

Man 1: Hey bro i can’t wait to get convisted on easter.
Man 2: Same i can’t wait to see all that cum on the easter bunny!!

by Booty Eatin Bandit October 14, 2020