Congratulatory term used in the situation where you don’t want to openly cause offence when someone is celebrating the announcement of an event derived from their whoreish behaviour.
Conslutulations Katie on the announcement of your fourth pregnancy to the third different father of your children...
by Ashmahn December 5, 2018
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by The_Epicness9000 May 11, 2024
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by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025
Get the CONGRATULATIONS mug.When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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